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Funny Jokes thread
if u have any jokes post them here on this thread. u can post the answers in spoilers or whatever u want
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This should be funny ;D
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do u guys have any jokes to post?
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I'm not really the joke kind of girl, but I'll try to post a few.
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I came up with this (corny) one a while back...
Q: How do fish handle current events?
A: Swimmingly!
I didn't come up with this one and it's translated from French as well as paraphrased, but I thought it was pretty funny:
Girl: Dad, I almost got a 10/10 on my math test!
Dad: That's great!
Girl: They just forgot to put the 1 before the 0...
Q: How do fish handle current events?
A: Swimmingly!
I didn't come up with this one and it's translated from French as well as paraphrased, but I thought it was pretty funny:
Girl: Dad, I almost got a 10/10 on my math test!
Dad: That's great!
Girl: They just forgot to put the 1 before the 0...
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✶ℳarina✶ wrote:I came up with this (corny) one a while back...
Q: How do fish handle current events?
A: Swimmingly!
I didn't come up with this one and it's translated from French as well as paraphrased, but I thought it was pretty funny:
Girl: Dad, I almost got a 10/10 on my math test!
Dad: That's great!
Girl: They just forgot to put the 1 before the 0...
the second one is so funny
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Student: I'm confused. Yesterday you told me it was H to O!
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Student: I'm confused. Yesterday you told me it was H to O!
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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos
Carlos
Last edited by Anika on Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:46 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : I RESIZED YOUR MASSIVE PICTURE OMG XD -ANIKA)
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Oml ^^
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Erm here's an anti joke:
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally. xD
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Erm here's an anti joke:
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally. xD
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OMG I'VE HEARD THAT ONE xD
That's like me and my bestfriends inside joke
That's like me and my bestfriends inside joke
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A camp counselor says to her camper, "This is a dogwood tree." The camper asks, "How can you tell?" The counselor answers, "By its bark!"
idk i dont have any good ones
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Awww xD These jokes are so cheesy oh my.. ^-^
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing.
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Harry that's funny because it's awful xD
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knock knock
who's there
owl
owl who
owl take u to six flags
idk i am not good at jokes
who's there
owl
owl who
owl take u to six flags
idk i am not good at jokes
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Locked; old.
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